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Sick Convention

Origins was sick, and so was I.  It was only a mild-head cold but the timing was as bad as it possibly could be.  I felt it coming on the day before we left, and spent the entirety of Origins with a scratchy throat, clogged up ears, and an inability to scrape myself out of bed any time before 9 AM (which meant I missed every single morning game).  Never-the-less, I pumped myself full vitamins and decongestant, filled my pockets with aspirin and cough drops, and soldiered on.  Ultimately it wasn’t so bad, I only hope I managed not to infect all my fellow gamers.

The good news is that I didn’t have to run anything.  Not knowing Origins I decided to just go and play this year and get a feel for the convention.  I bought tons of tickets to events that sounded interesting, and also a few extra generics just in case.  I probably missed at least half of what I signed up for, but almost always because I got pulled into something else (or just needed more sleep).

So, here’s how the convention rolled out for me:


Our plane was heavily delayed, so we were the last of the group to arrive.  Jenn and I met up with Mike and John at the hotel after checking in, picked up our badges, and went out to dinner.  I had been prepared to play some Fiasco that night, but between Jenn being hopped up on “I ‘aint gettin on no plane, foo” drugs and the rest of us being road weary, we decided to play something lighter.  Luckily I also brought along some of the “Boss Fight Breakfast” D&D modules I ran at Total Con, which are pretty simple 2-hour games, and we played one of those in our hotel room to warm ourselves up for the convention.  It was probably just right for our mood, and I’m glad we got to play a quiet private game together before the convention whisked us all away in different directions.


I was supposed to play in a Paranoia game using the new KickStarter rules, but I slept too late to make it.  Instead, Jenn and I roamed the main game room and exhibit hall, and just got a feel for the layout of the place, which was probably for the best.  We did this several times throughout the convention, and actually ended up playing a fair number of demos, and I really don’t recall when we played each one, but here’s the complete list of what we played during the entire weekend:

After lunch I went up to play Bloody Lane, a Call of Cthulhu game run by the Rogue Cthulhu group.  They had a reasonably large ballroom reserved for them which they made very moody with fancy lighting, large inflatable Cthulhu type monsters, and a curtain across the entrance to block out the light.  The game itself was pretty enjoyable, but I think our group was a bit over-large and the end felt just a tad rushed.  Our GM was very cool though, and amazingly she was on the second of a 16-hour 4 game streak, with barely 10 minutes between games to scarf some food and clear the table.  I have no idea how (or why) she managed it, but I am impressed.

I met back up with everyone for dinner, and then we all returned as a group to the Cthulhu room for my second scheduled game: Dead Light, a TOS Star Trek themed Call of Cthulhu game.  Mike’s Mr. Sulu was spot on, rivaled only by John’s Bones McCoy.  They shared the prize at the end, though I did my best to ham it up as Captain Kirk (and yes, I did manage to get my shirt off before the end of the game.)

Oh, but before I forget, that game wasn’t to start until 9 PM so we had a couple extra hours.  Jenn had played a game of Star Trek: Five Year Mission, a co-op Star Trek card game that she liked well enough to purchase, so we spent a little time at the bar in the Hyatt playing that.  It was a really good game, and a nice primer to get us into the Star Trek mood.

Two out of three games on Thursday is probably the best I managed to stay on my pre-reg schedule.


Friday morning I actually had nothing scheduled, so again took to roaming the main game hall and exhibitor hall.  At noon I had a scheduled demo of Knuckle Sammich, a Kobolds Ate My Baby themed card game.  We played with ridiculously over-sized cards and cleverly home-built cardboard sandwiches.  The energy of our host Heather was infectious and I had a great time.  During the game she mentioned they had a huge Kobolds Ate My Baby game scheduled to run that night at 8 PM, called the “Midnight Massacre”, when they try to kill as many kobolds they can in a single session.  In the past apparently they’ve had over 100 participants.  I had a ticket for another game from 7-11, but it sounded so enticing…

Jenn and I were supposed to be in a game called Baker Street that afternoon, but we were both a bit tired (I suspect she’s also got this cold), so instead we hopped over to the Reaper booth and did a paint-and-take.  I chose a nice simple zombie-like hulking monster, with lots of muscle and few scraps of clothing.  Jenn chose a female pirate/adventurer complete with multiple little bags and a spyglass hanging off her belt, two swords, streamers from her headband whipping through her hair… so guess who walked away with a completely painted mini and who only got halfway done?

Once again we got together with everyone for dinner, and I’m so glad that we got to do that basically every night.  Getting to hang with John and Mike is a big draw for even going to these things, and I think if we do it again next year we’d all like to try and coordinate our schedules a bit more.

In the evening I unsurprisingly took two of my generics down to the first floor of the Hyatt for the Midnight Massacre.  Sorry schedule.  The room easily had 8-10 tables full of players, excitedly chanting “All Hail King Torg!” every ten minutes or so.  My cough drop supply was sorely taxed that night.  Unfortunately, my table suffered from two setbacks – first, we were assigned a GM who was doing his best but was clearly not really prepared to run this game.  I suspect they had more tables than anticipated and our GM was roped in to fill the gap.  He had to pause the action a few times to read ahead, and in several cases didn’t quite know how the rules were supposed to work.  But no worries there, the guy sitting next to him was one of those very special gamers eager to take charge, quote rules, and aggressively take center stage with little regard to the fact that there are other people at the table.  Oh, did I mention that pretty much everyone else at our table had never played before, and several of them didn’t even realize what they walked into?  They thought this was a D&D game…

I feel bad for the four kids who were at the table when I sat down.  They looked surprised but kind of excited about the whole thing.  They were a little overwhelmed, but ready to be whisked up into it.  Unfortunately, the double-whammy of a struggling GM and an obnoxious player just dragged all the energy away, and halfway through the game two of them bailed.  In fact, our table of eight players was down to 5 by the end of the night.  The energy in the room was amazing, and it was clear most of the other tables were having a great time.  Our game was, well, OK.  I think next year I really want to go to this again, and bring as many people with me as possible.  Maybe if I prime the pump with gamers I know will be awesome (and maybe try to grab a table closer to where the GMs are congregating so we get an early fresh pick rather than a we-need-one-more pick), I think this event could be the best of the convention.


I had a ticket to a 10 AM game of Robo Rally run with real robots, but I think you know how this goes.  After being up until midnight in a room of screaming kobolds, and still nursing that head cold, it just wasn’t in the cards.  Oh well.  A little more time wandering the halls and playing stray demos was just fine.

We met the guys for lunch, which was exciting to get to, as it turns out in the street right in front of the convention was Columbus’s Pride Parade.  I’ve been to GenCon when there were other simultaneous events – I remember a roaming streets full of football fans once, and another time when we were kept up all night by motorcycle rally attendees revving their engines outside our hotel to all hours.  If anything, I think the paraders meshed best with a convention full of gamers.  We found a sky-walk to another hotel to use to get across the street, and from there saw a car go by made up to look like the Ghostbusters car with folks in costume parading around it that could have just as easily fit in the convention hall as the parade.

My 1 PM ticket was for another Cthulhu game, but it was a second run of the same game John had played and his review was not shining.  On the other hand, I had been eager all convention to go check out the Indie Games on Demand room, where you just show up with some generics and play in a random Indie RPG.  Unfortunately it was very popular, so the “on demand” part actually turned out to be a regular schedule of 9 AM, 2 PM, and 8 PM, with a line forming at least an hour before each game.  I decided to risk it and got in line around 12:30, and was about #13 or so in line a good hour and a half early.  I needn’t have bothered, despite the long lines they had enough slots to seat everyone, so the only reason to be early in line is to get dibs on a specific game you really want to play, and I went in with no expectations and willing to play anything.

The game did not get off to a great start.  When we poked our heads in this room earlier the guy was telling us about Fall of Magic, which sounded pretty cool, so it was in my head to try that if I could.  The guy in front of me got the last spot.  As I started to look over the other games the fellow behind the desk says I should hold on, as they might be able to run a second table of Fall of Magic, so then I stand there as others stream by taking up spots in other games wondering if I’m going to get my first choice, or be stuck with whatever is left over.  The guy tells me there’s a young player in line and as Fall of Magic is the only game appropriate for young players (man, what kind of other crazy stuff are they playing?), I could have a spot in that game if I don’t mind playing with a young player.  No problem I say, and he sends me off to an empty table to await the others.

Eventually a woman and her 13-year-old daughter show up.  Great, as far as young players go, that’s about as good as it gets.  As long as I don’t swear like a sailor or fill the game with sexual innuendo I should be fine, right?  Then a guy joins the table, and it turns out to be dad.  Oh, so, it’s me and a family, huh.  Kind of weird, but OK.  Then we wait.  And wait.  The GM is still sitting with the other table and almost an hour has gone by.  I’ve now been waiting for this game for almost 2 and a half hours, and I’m starting to get grumpy.  The family seems happy to wait — I’m guessing they feel beholden for having the spots at this game held for them, so it’s just me left wondering what the heck is going on.

Finally the guy shows up.  The game is GM-less, so he’s just going to teach and facilitate for the first hour and then let us go on our way.  And just so I can get the last bit of complaining out of the way — at one point I mentioned I had to leave by 6 to meet friends for dinner.  Dad says no problem, he’s sure they’ll get us out of there by then.  They have a game at 7 and are worried about finding time for dinner what with the extra crowd for the parade outside, shall we try to end a little early?  Suddenly we’re agreeing to end by 5, because that’s what the family seems to want, and since there’s 3 of them and just 1 of me, what am I supposed to say?  So we really only get about 2 hours of gaming in.

All that said, what a fantastic game that is.  The components are beautiful, and the mechanics are structured enough to really help anyone who isn’t used to story-gaming to get up and running, while still being open to interpretation enough that I can imagine it being taken in quite a variety of directions.  And the family, it turns out, are all pretty darn good role players.  It was a great game, worth the 2.5 hour wait, and I only wish we got to play more of it.  But knowing when we were going to end perhaps helped us aim for that goal, and what started as a moody, somewhat bitter-sweet feeling story, ended in a crescendo of action and and a really satisfying cliff-hanger that felt like just how the author of our imaginary trilogy would end the first book.

So back to the crew for dinner, and sadly we realize it’s our good-bye meal as the others have early flights out on Sunday.  Jenn and I don’t leave until 5 PM, because it was that or super early flights for us as well.  My next scheduled game is 8-12 for Wegs Old Skool Dunge-o-Doom.

Now I’ve been aware of Wegs for some time, I saw their events at GenCons past, and always assumed it was another retro-clone or perhaps similar to a game like Dungeon Crawl Classics.  Inspired by old school D&D, but with our own twist, is how I read it.  Origins for whatever reason had a complete dearth of old school D&D games, so this I thought was my only chance.

The game was actually quite fun, but not at all the kind of fun I was expecting.  Wegs is pretty out-there, and I think bears very little resemblance to any thing I would classify as an “old school RPG”.  First of all, the vocabulary is entirely different.  I have a deck of cards for my spells that say things like “do SPS damage each inning for SPS +1 spante”.  Huh?

And the oddest bit though is that the DM is basically our opponent.  We’re trying to escape the dungeon, and he’s trying to stop us.  We decide what level to explore (1-8), and he then uses that number plus a deck of cards to build an encounter.  And that’s the game – encounter after encounter.  There’s no real exploration, each level is just a single room with a big fight in it.  Our characters are built to have lots of interesting options for quick and exciting combat.

And it was exciting, there were lots of high energy moments and amazing dice rolls that turned the combat on its ear.  We had four players and I was the only newb.  I caught on pretty quick though, and I think we did pretty well as a team.  We ended up playing past midnight, and it was a lot of fun.  But if I hadn’t been willing to let go of my preconceptions, I could have easily been really disappointed by this game.  Would I play it again?  Maybe.  I don’t think I’d go seeking it out, but if I wanted a couple hours of interesting tactical battle-mat combat, I’d say Wegs is a pretty darn good choice.


Alas, by Sunday morning things are wrapping up.  Our traveling companions were probably already in the air as we made our final laps through the exhibit hall.  I had one more ticket for a noon demo of a card game, but I ended up skipping it in favor of just wandering about and picking up a last few items I had been waffling on.  I got myself a copy of Kobolds Ate My Baby, and had a real nice chat with one of the creators.  I’m eagerly looking forward to seeing them publish the module we played on Friday.  I haven’t posted much detail here, as I’m kind of thinking I might bring it to the next HelgaCon if it’s available by then.

All said, it was a really good convention.  I could have done without the cold, and I think next year I’ll probably buy a few more generics and a few less official tickets to games I’m likely to just end up skipping anyway.  I also sent out an email to Mike and John, suggesting next year we try to sync up our schedules more.  The ultimate curse of the convention is that even with a great game and great GM, you can end up with people at your table that totally torpedo the energy and ruin the game.  The best defense to that seems to me to stack the deck with people you know are great role-players.  It once seemed silly to me to go to a convention to play games with folks you know outside the convention, but the fact is these guys now live across the country, so Ohio is a pretty good mid-way point and the convention is as good an excuse as any to get together and play some games.


Here I sit in the Port Columbus International Airport, about to return home after four lightning fast days playing games at the 2016 Origins Game Fair.  As you guys know I’ve been attending GenCon off and on for half of its existence, and though I was aware of Origins, two trips to the middle of the country for a half-week gaming glut was just never in the cards for me.  And who would choose the scrappy little red-headed brother to the glory of the world’s biggest gaming convention?

Well, the beast that is GenCon has simply become too much for me.  With attendance over 60,000, events spread across several city blocks, and a narrow 1-hour window six months in advance in which to pray that the gods of the internet favor you long enough to snatch up a hotel room in walking distance to the convention center, it just wasn’t worth it anymore.  Jenn and I liked going to a big convention, liked meeting up with pals from the opposite coast willing to travel to the half-way point for a couple days of gaming, but just couldn’t bring ourselves to book the trip again.

Then we started looking into Origins.  It turns out last year Origins had attendance of almost 16,000 people, tiny compared to GenCon, but still pretty sizable in the grand scheme of things.  In fact, in a strange coincidence, that’s almost the same attendance size GenCon had the first year I attended back in 1992 (about 18k, according to Wikipedia).  Hm, GenCon seemed huge back then, could Origins be the same?

In fact, I’d say there was a strange nostalgic feel for me attending Origins this year.  It kind of felt like GenCon of the early 90’s.  Gone were the crowds so dense you have to shuffle down the hall of the dealer’s room.  Gone were the giant displays, statues, banners across the ceilings, etc.  The dealer’s room, which couldn’t be more than a quarter the size of GenCon’s, once again contained the odd booth manned by a guy probably hoping to break into the industry with stacks of his self-published RPG.  I saw Lou Zocchi hawking his dice.  I saw Ken St. Andre grinning behind a table full of T&T modules and a stack of Nuclear War boxes.  Everything I wanted to go to was either in the convention center, or in the attached hotel where I was staying, and I didn’t need more than 15 minutes to make it from my room to any given event.

Well, if I fell into a time warp, I’m sure glad I did.  I had a blast.  It was great to see some old friends, great to play a lot of cool games, and great to see a huge gathering of my fellow gaming enthusiasts (but not so huge I didn’t have room to breathe).  Will it stay this way?  The article that quotes the 16k attendance figure also claims that was a 23% increase over 2014, which in turn was 19% up from the previous year.  Prior to that, it looks like the convention has been pretty consistently at around 10k with a few spikes and valleys since 2002 (according to wikipedia).

Despite the recent surge, I would say based on what I observed Origins still has plenty of room to grow.  But I also kind of hope it doesn’t.  Or at least if it does, that it does not grow in the same way GenCon did, quickly reaching a point where it’s straining the capacity of its location, and without regard to the impact that has on the individual attendee.

But who knows what the future holds?  For now, I can only prognosticate as far as June 2017, which looks likely to include a trip for yours truly out to Columbus Ohio once again.

Say My Name

As a follow-up to my earlier feminist gaming post, I happened to get in touch with a certain author of a certain fantasy name generator.  I’m being coy because while he was happy to share all his code and data with me, he explicitly asked that his name be removed from any credit or blame.  I guess that name generator is well over a decade old and not the author’s proudest work.  I think he’s mad, it’s wonderful and has been naming characters in my game world since its inception five years ago.

I have finally rooted through it, pulled out the data I wanted, reformatted it, and added in the missing female names.  It was actually pretty easy to just reformat the tables into something usable by my favorite randomizer: Inspiration Pad Pro.  Even better, I have discovered in the course of doing this that Inspiration Pad Pro now has an Android port, which means I get all these awesome names right in my pocket.  Huzzah!

And of course, share and share alike, right?  So here it is, my Inspiration Pad Pro table for Silly (Awesome) Fantasy Names:


Crafting my Convention Pitches

OK, so, I think I’ve resolved what I’m going to run at TotalCon, now I just have to submit them by Sunday.  That means writing up a quick description, and perhaps I’m overdoing it, but I always think these are really important.  This is the only information my perspective players have.  This is my one chance to set their expectations, filter out players whose style does not match my own, and hopefully reel in as many good players as I can get.

So here’s my thought, why not post them here and see if I can maybe get a little early feedback?  Maybe you guys can point out some off-putting or confusing language, or ask probing questions that might reveal important info I forgot to include.  Or if nothing else, forcing myself to type these out twice should enforce a double-pass of self-editing.  So here we go, here’s my current slate of ideas for TotalCon:

Title Gentlemen of the Wardroom
System Call of Cthulhu (Custom)
Time Thursday, 7 PM – 11 PM
Welcome gentlemen to the HMS Orpheus, a fifth-rate frigate of the Royal Navy, bound for the West Indies in this the year of our Lord, 1806. Your orders have not yet been revealed by the Captain, but sailor and officer alike are thrilled to escape the drudgery of blockade duty, and perhaps at last find a chance for action against the frogs. Beyond the usual threats of harsh weather, deprivation, mutiny, and privateers looms something too dark and horrible and name. Will you survive to see the hallowed shores of England again?


Title Boss-fight for Breakfast
System Classic D&D
Time Friday and Saturday, 10 am – noon (note these are unusually short time slots, I’m hoping to attract like-minded folks that don’t want to get up for an 8 am game, but might also like a little something to do before lunch).
Bring your coffee and your donuts with you for a quick throw-down of classic D&D. We’ve got just two hours so we’ll cut to the chase – kick down the door and roll initiative, because we’re skipping straight to the exciting climax. Use all those potions and spells now, because they’ll do you little good in the here-after. DM will do his best to give you a glorious and heroic death, or maybe, just maybe, you’ll emerge victorious laden with fabulous treasures. Good luck with that. Mid to high level classic D&D, each one is different so feel free to sign up for both if you like.


Title The Lost Tablets of Emoria
System Classic D&D
Time Saturday, 1 PM – 5 PM
The scholars of Bridgefaire claim that the source of the undead invaders will be revealed in ancient texts left behind by the ancient Emorians. A team of highly skilled adventurers have been assembled to recover these tablets from their forgotten resting grounds. The fate of the Empire depends on your success! A high level classic D&D adventure set in a long running campaign world.

So what do you think?  Any/all feedback would be appreciated.

Convention Games

OK, Carnage is in the past, and TotalCon is coming very soon.  In fact, I’ve just noticed that their deadline for GM game submissions is this weekend.  Oh geez, time to slap some stuff together.

So, I recently created a spreadsheet of all the convention games I’ve run in the past and have notes ready at hand to run at the drop of a hat.  I cross referenced this against what conventions I’ve already run them at, so I can try and not repeat myself, at least on a convention by convention basis.  Though Carnage and TotalCon do present the interesting problem of having a lot of the same people, and people I really enjoy playing with such that I’d like to bring new material so we can play together again.  Looking over that data I see exactly one game I have in the bag that I could run at TotalCon.  It’s a pretty straight forward D&D adventure I wrote for HelgaCon a while back and I think it will play well with the TotalCon crowd, so it’s on the list.  However, that’s not nearly enough.

Of course, attending a convention is always an immediate boost to the creative juices.  In fact, that’s one of the things I love about attending these things.  I always come away with a million ideas of things I want to try.  The key is to grab onto that energy and make something happen soon, lest it slip through my fingers.  So, here are the ideas currently percolating in my head:


I haven’t run a game of Paranoia in a very long time.  I was talking to Adam about the last game I ran which has prompted me to go dig through my old notes, and I was amazed at how much gold is in there.  That game was run for a bunch of co-workers back at 38, most of which (all of which?) I don’t really see regularly any more.  Which makes me think, maybe I should just dust this thing off and run it again.  The only question is, what rules do I use?  I originally ran it with Paranoia XP, which was fine.  Adam also sent me some custom rules he uses for Paranoia, which seem interesting.  Finally, there’s the current Kickstarter edition which I did back and do have the early beta rules for.  And there’s always the hope they ship before my next convention.  Anyway, I can certainly start getting my material together for this and delay choosing a rules set.  The only downside is that I recall that game being particularly exhausting to run.  Am I really prepared to run that kind of game at a convention setting, where already sleep is in very short supply and the energy may be difficult to raise?


OK, I’ve never really run any official version of Cthulhu nor am I like to now.  But I did recently formulate what I think is a rather clever system for dealing with sanity and I’d love to test it out.  I’m sure I can dig up some system to give me a simple skill-based platform to layer this over, and then it’s just a matter of coming up with content.  Actually, I have a couple ideas on that too.  This one needs more time and some note taking, but feels like it wouldn’t be too hard to bring to fruition.  Somehow that makes it both the most vague and most promising item on this list for me.


I love the Warhammer fantasy setting, but I’m really not terribly pleased with the crop of rules systems for it.  I prefer 2nd to 3rd, but even then it’s still not my favorite thing to run.  That said, I’ve had an idea in the back of my head for some time now that Warhammer Quest could be expanded out into a fuller RPG system, and I’m pretty curious to experiment with this.  I mean, the Roleplay book that comes with WHQ basically reaches this, but can I take it a step further and eliminate the minis entirely?  Is there enough non-combat stuff in there to make it into a satisfying RPG?  I would also have to layer in some more grimness I think – perhaps the sanity system mentioned above that I have ear-marked for Cthulhu would do well.  I’d also like something for magic mis-haps, which I think is lacking in WHQ.  All interesting stuff and I’m sure it could be done, again it’s just a matter of finding the time to sit down and flesh it out.  And even if I do that just leaves me with a system — I’d still have to write some kind of adventure to test it out.

Short-Span D&D

The final idea is to make some standard D&D content that fits a shorter time limit – specifically 2 hours.  In the past at TotalCon I’ve really enjoyed when a DM I know ran quickie games in the 10-12 time slot.  I’m not getting up for an 8 AM game, but having something light and quick to do from 10-12 is really nice.  The challenge of finding something that fits in that is actually a rather fascinating problem to try and solve.  My current idea is to take some of the more exciting scenes from recent campaign play, things that involve an elaborate fight over interesting terrain, and just play that.  Shoves the players in media-res, and let them play through a single action-packed combat.  It would minimize the exploration, but provided there’s enough scenery to bounce off of and enemies with unusual combat strategies I think it could be quite fun.  It would certainly be very rail-roady, but perhaps the short time-span format would make players more forgiving of that.

OK, so, clearly lots of ideas, and several cons coming up to run them.  I’ve got TotalCon in February, HelgaCon in April, and then we’re off to Origins in June.  The only problem is that game registration for these is frighteningly soon, especially in the case of TotalCon where I’ve only got a couple of days to get my stuff in.  Which honestly probably means writing a quick description for a game that doesn’t exist, and then I’m really under the gun to flesh it out before the convention rolls around.  Plus there’s the risk that as I start to flesh out one of these ideas I lose interest or it just doesn’t come together as I’m hoping it will.  But there’s nothing for it.  I’ve really just got to pick what feels most promising and run with it.  Gulp…

The Carnage of Carnage

As you may have guessed from my previous post, I spent last weekend having a great time gaming at Carnage on the Mountain.  It’s a fantastic convention at a truly gorgeous location, full of really fun and welcoming gamers.  This was my second year attending, and as before it flew past in a blink of an eye.

The hotel is just amazing, I really can’t overstate that.  Our suite was bigger than my first apartment — three bedrooms, two full bathrooms, a kitchen / dining room.  It was really amazing, and frankly, a brilliant location for a gaming convention.  Being able to prepare your own meals and not have to go out and scavenge between games is really quite wonderful, especially for those of us with more restrictive diets.

Though some gripe at the manual process of registering for games (paper forms via snail mail), I do kind of like the simplicity of it.  I make a list of the games I want to play, as well as backups, and when I arrive they hand me a list of what I’m playing.  There are no tickets, if you don’t have something to play then you can just pop over and ask a GM to sit in, and if there’s room you do so.  The downside is, that’s exactly the position I found myself in first thing Friday afternoon.  I hadn’t gotten in to either of my choices, and so had nothing to play.

Mike was in the same position, so we roamed around and landed in a Pathfinder Society game.  They were very welcoming and obliging, given that neither Mike nor I knew anything about Pathfinder or the Pathfinder Society.  Note – the latter is something akin to the old RPGA “Living Campaign” style of play, where you maintain a character across games and even conventions.  It was OK, definitely not the kind of game I’d seek out, but better than sitting in the hotel room waiting until 7 PM for the next slot.

Friday night I ran a session of House on Hangman’s Hill, an old Judge’s Guild module I was first introduced to at TotalCon.  After playing it there I obtained a copy and ran it myself at last HelgaCon, where I think it went really well, in part because the party happened to pace themselves through just the right rooms to really feel like there was a solid plot arc through the game.  We were a little more haphazard in our approach when I played it at TotalCon, as was my group here at Carnage.  It was fun play and I had a good group of players, but I think they were rightly disappointed at the end at failing to find a real sense of closure.  This ultimately I think is the problem with these big old rambling modules.  On the one hand, there’s tons of interesting stuff for the players to explore, which really gives them a sense of agency.  On the other hand, they can totally screw it up, or just have a bit of bad luck, and leave the game having difficulty assembling a narrative from it.

Saturday I had no games to run myself.  I played a Call of Cthulhu game in the afternoon with Andre Kruppa, who incorporates some pretty fancy lighting and sound systems into his game.  Andre is a great GM, and frankly I think his game would be really fun with just paper and pencils at hand, but he clearly digs going that extra mile and I have no gripes about that.

In the evening I played my first session of D&D 5e ever.  It was OK.  It was a big group with an even more open sand-box setting, and so again we struggled finding the right pieces to build a plot from.  The DM was very good, and I really enjoyed a lot of his content, though when you’re exploring or solving puzzles it really doesn’t matter what system you’re using.  The actual system I can say is definitely not my cup of tea.  It feels to me like a slight improvement on 3rd, which I suppose is what one would have hoped for out of 4th, and so now that we’ve got it I guess that’s an improvement.  Still, not knowing the system I chose a 6th level halfling fighter to play, and for a fighter with no magic items, geez was there a lot of stuff on that character sheet.  So many options to keep track of!  I know that some people really dig that sort of thing, and I don’t want to dump on that, I can just honestly say it’s not for me.

Sunday morning I scraped myself out of bed to run my last game from 10 am to 2 pm.  I have to say, good on Carnage for inventing this time slot.  They still have games from 8-12 and 1-5, but man 8 am is way too early for me to get up for a game after a long night of booze and chatter, and with a 3.5 hour drive ahead of me I really don’t want to be leaving after 5.  Thus this time slot was perfect, and I was happy to run my game “Gloomwood Falls”, which is really just a 1-page dungeon torn from the pages of my home campaign.  It happens to have a purple worm encounter in it, which never fails to both terrify and delight the players.  This time I managed to swallow 3 of them whole, a new personal record!

The only off thing for me this convention was how few official players I had sign up for my games.  Both games specified 4-8 players.  My first game had 2 signed up, though fortunately we managed to pull in 3 more as we were preparing.  I was very worried for a while there though, and was ready to can the whole thing and go find something else.  Sunday morning I had 4, and by the time we ended I had 7, so that was actually perfect.  I suspect a fair number of folks perhaps left that time slot open thinking they would see if they had the energy on the spot, and then were happy to fall into my game.

So the question is, why am I having trouble gathering players?  The guy running the 5e game ran his game every slot of the convention (it was really one continuous hex crawl, kind of an interesting idea), and also maxed out at 8, and had to turn away people every slot but Sunday.  Is it the games I’m running?  Am I failing to promote them correctly in my descriptions?  Is old school popularity dying out?  (I think I was one of two people running old school at the convention).  Or did I just choose unpopular time slots?

Given my own trouble finding a game to play on Friday afternoon, I’m tempted next year to sign up to run something in that slot, so I know I’ll have something to do.  On the other hand, if Friday is even quieter in the afternoon than the evening, I may have trouble scraping together enough players, and still be left searching for something else.  Perhaps I need to play to the ebb and flow of attendance – maybe try something a bit more experimental that requires a smaller group on Friday, and then do my traditional giant dungeon crawl on Sunday.

And that’s what was in my head when I sat down to right this post.  What happened, how did this become a full on convention report?  I guess I’ll have to save my ideas for future con games for another post.  Hold onto your hats, because I have several ideas, and rather shockingly most of them do not involve D&D!

Tropes vs. Women in RPGs

Last night I was recounting to Jenn what Adam and Mike had told me about the “overt sexism” they experienced in one of their games this past weekend at Carnage.  (Which, at first, I misheard as “avert sexism” and thought it was some kind of weird mechanic built into the game — roll to avert sexism!)  Apparently they were playing a game set in ancient Rome, and there was one female player playing the one female character who was a courtesan.  Despite the GM informing the group that at this time courtesans were a respectable role with some level of authority, this did not prevent some of the other players from immediately assuming courtesan is a synonym for prostitute, and making “clever remarks” in that direction.  And despite the female player’s obvious discomfort, and Adam and Mike’s attempts to move on to other topics, the comments persisted throughout the game.

It’s unfortunate that some RPG players will always jump to the conclusion that roleplaying a character in a time period when sexism was more prevalent that this means it’s OK to be as big of a jerk as possible, and we’ll all enjoy a laugh at their foibles.  Roleplaying really does require buy-in and trust on both sides of the table though.

I could ramble on about the need to read your audience and have trust at the gaming table, but that’s not my point here.  What I found most interesting was Jenn’s reaction to this anecdote, which was along the lines of “Yeah, if you’re the only girl at the table you should never play the only female character.”  It was such an interesting statement I started prodding into other edge cases.  What if there were other female characters to choose from but only male players?  (Wait to see if some of male players play one of the female characters first.)  What if there are other female players but only one female character?  (Skip the female character, play a male character.)  What I found so surprising here was not necessarily the actual answer, but the fact that Jenn had them so readily at hand.  Clearly she had thought this through and had made a set of mental rules.

This is kind of disappointing really.  I never think of such stuff when sitting down to play a game.  Generally I do prefer to play male characters over female, but only in the same way that say I prefer playing humans to elves and dwarves.  I have certainly played my share of female characters at convention games.  I suppose this is male privilege for you.

Also, over the years I have become accustomed to Jenn playing male characters at my own games, so much so that it is now ingrained in me to ask any female player if their character is male or female before accidentally using the wrong pronoun.  But I don’t do this to my male players, and that kind of sucks.  I am really not sure if this means I should try to stop myself from doing this, or do it to everyone, or just continue on as I have been.  Is asking this question being open and accommodating for players more likely to be playing a different gender?  Am I being insultingly sexist by only asking the girls this question?  Would it be overly PC to ask everyone?

And in pondering all that, I realized one of the problems is in the characters themselves.  I bring about double the character sheets I need for any game I run at a convention..  This is in part to give players options, partly to allow for the occasional character death, and partly because I use a random generator so it’s really very easy to do so.  My random generator in turn uses Chris Pound’s “Silly” fantasy name generator, which I absolutely adore.  The names are fantastic.  This weekend we saw a dwarf in full plate wielding two magic daggers named “Grisha the Killing Machine”.  We also had a hammer wielding fighter named Rodor the Laborer, backed up by Orzaize the Blue Wizard, whose player decided to describe all his spells as being colored in blue in some way, and some discussion was had about his hopes for promotion to Silver Wizard and tenure when he returned to the magic college.

Some players change the names, which I have no problem with, and I even often make the point that they should feel free to do so if they like at the start of the game.  Many players though (the good ones in my opinion), will pick a character in part because of the name.  All that said, in looking over the names spat out by that generator, I’m noticing a strong lack of female names.  In fact, I’d say all the names are either obviously male or ambiguous.  There are no clearly female names in the entire thing.  And that means that at the table when I turn to a female player and she’s playing “Grimbold Oakshield”, it does not seem unreasonable to ask “is your character male or female?”  And perhaps it explains why I’m more likely to do this with a female player than a male player.

OK, so resolutions:

  1. Find a way to incorporate some obviously female names into my random characters.  This may mean having a poke into Chris Pound’s name generator to figure out how it works so I can modify the output, or perhaps simply taking a dump of names from it and then hand-massaging some percent of them to feminize them.
  2. When starting up a convention game I often go around the table and ask for character name, race, class, level, and AC, just so I can make a quick cheat sheet and not have to ask those questions over and over while playing.  Perhaps I should add gender to that list, that way I get it from everyone and just don’t have to think about it later.

I am quite satisfied that resolution #1 there includes digging into some new code.  This reinforces what I’ve always found obvious: all problems can be solved with better code.  I am the man with the hammer.


After returning from my trip abroad I was greeted home with a horrible flu.  But I did manage to get that one post in before resigning myself to days of day-time TV curled up on the couch.  Actually, in this day and age of streaming TV day-time TV isn’t quite the same curse it was to the cold sufferer of my youth.  But, that’s all behind me, so what’s on my radar now?

Well, Carnage is this weekend and I’m woe-fully under prepared.  That’s not really true, I did cleverly sign up to run stuff that I have run at other conventions so really I should be able to just dust off my notes from previous runs and off we go.  The one bit of work I do need to do though is generate some characters.  I’ve been doing this long enough that of course I have some scripts I wrote to automate the process, but as my house rules are ever morphing I find each convention that creeps up I have to revisit those scripts and make some minor corrections.

This time around I find myself thinking about my rules for multi-classing.  First, let’s look at what I’m using in my home campaign right now:

IV. Multi-classing

Players may take on additional core classes (not including Ranger or Paladin) upon reaching 2nd level. They may never have more than three total classes, nor ever be both a cleric and a magic-user. A character’s second class can never exceed level 8, his third class is capped at level 4.

  • Must sacrifice single highest level of experience, XP is pro-rated at time of multi-classing.

  • Must have a 9 or higher in the prime requisite of the new class.

  • Must track all stats (XP, hit points, etc.) for each class. Always pick the current highest value as the actual value. May choose highest value for saves for each individual save.

  • Must choose at the start of each adventure which XP pool XP earned will go towards.

  • May use all abilities of any class. May not cast magic-user spells in armor heavier than chain mail. May not use thief skills in armor heavier than leather.

  • Elves may begin play as level 1/1 multi-class character, provided one class is magic-user.

That’s directly out of my 3-page booklet of house rules for my game, affectionately known as the BXCL (B/X Change List).  So, how has this affected my home campaign?  I currently have 7 players in my game, and they include 1 human fighter, 1 dwarf fighter / cleric, 2 paladins, 2 elf magic-user / fighters, and 1 elf magic-user / thief.  As the paladin class is specifically proscribed from multi-classing, that leaves 5 players out of which 4 have decided to multi-class.  In fact, the 5th one would have done so, but his stats are all so terrible that he doesn’t have the required 9 in any prime-reqs of alternate classes — likely why he chose fighter in the first place.

There are two things in play here that I’m not terribly happy with.  First off, that’s a lot more multi-classing than I would hope for.  I like multi-classing, but I prefer to see it in a minority of characters.  In my mind it should be for support characters willing to sacrifice some power for more flexibility, not an obvious tactic that simply makes all characters better.  Secondly, note how all the elves are first and fore-most magic-users.  I do like that elves encourage multi-classing, as it harkens back to the original B/X concept that all elves were essentially fighter/magic-user hybrids, but what about a fighter/thief, or even a fighter/magic-user over the magic-user/fighter?  It turns out that the rules above basically highly encourage players of elves to choose magic-user first, so that they won’t be level capped in magic-user and thus can conceivable obtain 5th level spells (available at magic-user level 9).  Conversely, what you miss out on for limiting fighter or thief to level 8 is far less powerful – a third feat for fighters, and the ability to read magical scrolls for thieves at level 10.  The choice to all my players has been obvious.

So, here are some alterations I’m considering:

First, I think maybe I should increase the stat requirement for multi-classing in general.  Let’s make it a littler harder to obtain so we see a few more single-classed characters in the wild.  The obvious choice for me seems to be to raise it to 13, as that’s the point where the related modifier increases from 0 to +1.  That’s a pretty strong change in probabilities – according to this site the chances of getting a 9 or higher on any given stat is 74%, while the chances of a 13 are only 26%.  Assuming that we don’t care about the prime req of your starting class, and we don’t care about the 2 stats that are not prime-reqs for any class (Constitution and Charisma), the chances of any given character being able to multi-class is the chance of getting a 13 or higher on any of three rolls.  Or to make the math easier for me, it’s the inverse of the chance that you roll 12 or less on all 3 rolls — 74% x 3 trials is about 40%, thus 60%?  Am I getting that right Delta?

Huh, that’s still higher than I expected.  Should I go even more severe?  I don’t know, I don’t want to swing the pendulum too far to the opposite side, and honestly, it’s taken many many months of play to observe the current trend naturally in my player base.

The other problem is probably simpler to tackle – to find a way to encourage a more even distribution of multi-class typed elves.  Obviously whatever solution I find to the general rate of multi-classing will apply just as well to elves, so really the only problem here is that there’s no reason to pick magic-user as the second class when taking advantage of the free first level multi-class.  I could obliterate that rule entirely, but I do still like the idea that elves are somewhat magical in nature and thus more inclined to at least learn a little magic.  So perhaps I just need to restrict it a bit more?

Some of my players have suggested just changing it to a free second class in magic-user.  That is, a starting out elf may start as a level 1/1 something / magic-user for free.  This means players of elves that want to reach name level as magic-user will either be single classed, or have to pay for their multi-classing the same as every other starting character.  The bonus will be restricted to players who wanted to play fighter or thief primarily, and happen to have a high intelligence and don’t mind have a little free magic on the side.

I kind of like that ruling, but I want to think over both of these a bit more before I make up my mind.  I suppose that means for the coming convention that I will just stick to what I already have.  I really should make decisions on this stuff soon though, as I’ve been promising my players to do so for some time now.  Not that it’s hugely important, as obviously any already existing characters in my game will be unaffected.  Though you never know when a poisonous snake might get in a lucky bite, and it’s time to roll a new character, right?

Returned from my Wilderness Adventure

Sorry for the silence the past week, but I just returned from a lovely vacation in Merry Old England, and on returning the climate of New England has been like a punch to the gut.  Ugh, what happened here while I was gone?  Who said it was time to be winter?

Anyway, you can see some lovely holiday snaps via Google Photos here if you like of my trip to London and Oxford.  All the museum trips and exploration of 600+ year old architecture naturally sparks one kind of thought in particular for me though: how can I apply this to my gaming?  Here are a couple ideas that came to me while looking at the artifacts:

1. Narrow Stairs

I climbed the tower at Oxford Castle and at Christ Church in Oxford, both originally medieval military defensive structures, and they had one feature very much in common: super steep and narrow stairways.  Here’s a shot, notice how much my feet hang off the incredibly narrow step:

IMG_20151014_113001At the more crowded Oxford Castle when I went up and down such stairs as part of a large tour, we fit one person wide, and I could maybe see two people above and below me at most.  The stairs are also all curved in this same direction, so that defenders coming down them can easily swing swords with their right hands, while attackers coming up have the awkward choice between trying to swing around the central column, or switching to their left hand.

This strikes me as a great setup for a really interesting fight.  Everyone in single file.  You can only see two people in front and behind you.  It’s a huge crowd.  Fight!



2.  More Clever Locks
IMG_20151010_142525 IMG_20151010_142544Here is a chest I saw in the British Museum in London.  The little placard tells of how it contains three separate locks each with a unique key.  And note the weird hinges that would be entirely confined to the inside of the box when closed.  No breaking off the hinges to get into this sucker.  Add in super thick wood and lots of metal, and this is sure to drive any party mad.  Depending on how diabolical a DM you want to be, the interior could contain amazing treasure, or just another trap.  Similarly, I saw a mummy enclosed in no less than three nested coffins.  Makes that needle trap and orc guard seem like a pretty poor method of securing your valuables, doesn’t it?

3.  Prison

OK, this one I don’t have a picture of, but apparently the Oxford Castle was used as a prison for a pretty long time, and as such is a good record of Medieval methods for dealing with criminals.  The most interesting fact the tour guide gave us that made me think was that the prison itself was not meant as a punishment.  No, punishments were far more severe – prison is just where you went until they got around to dealing with you.  And conditions being so dreadful, probably you died just waiting for someone to pass judgement on you.  But if you survived perhaps you would get off lightly and they’d lock in you in the pillory in the town square for a couple days, with your ears nailed to the boards, to have rotten food and rocks and who knows what else pelted at you by the public.  And if you survived that, and you were very lucky, maybe when they opened the lock they’d give you a dull knife so you could cut off your own ears and go home.  If not, well, give ’em a good yank and I’m sure they’ll tear free.

So there you have it.  Use these to torment your players as you see fit.

Battle Masters: First Unit and Box Failure

Progress continues very slowly on my mini Battle Masters game.  As I’ve said before, I’m in no rush with this one, so I’m not afraid to scrap anything that I decide isn’t good enough.  But first, some good news, the first unit is complete:

Men-at-Arms of Altdorf

Men-at-Arms of Altdorf

I’m pretty happy with the final result here.  As you can see, I’ve decided on a red and yellow theme for the Imperial army.  This model was assembled and based then painted as a whole.  I’m still not convinced I want to do it this way — the other option being to paint the models individually, then mount and base them.  Though that has its own problems.  This one worked fairly well, so I’ll probably stick with this method until it becomes an issue, then swear at myself for mounting models that are impossible to reach with a brush.

The flag was made by simply printing it out on my inkjet printer, then glueing it in place to the metal rod used for a pole.  The flag was then given several coats of gloss to shine it up and give it some stiffness.  My sole reason for including a flag was to have the number of dice on the unit somewhere, and I figured the unit icon that is used for placement in the rulebook would be nice to include.

IMG_20150919_220529And now on to the less good news.  I completed the interior of my first unit box, which you can see here with all the imperial units placed, plus some dice and a few cardboard hexes from my copy of Battle Lore as stand-ins for cannon tokens (actual cannon tokens I expect to be much smaller).  It may not be obvious from the picture, but the right column of cubbies is narrower than the rest.  This was done intentionally, as the box was not wide enough to admit three columns of forward facing units.  I figured I could place the right-most column side facing since the box is so deep.  Unfortunately, I failed to allow for the thickness of the felt, and thus the units in the left two columns also don’t fit forward facing.  This works OK for the imperial units as you can see here, but simply won’t due for the chaos army, which numbers 15 total units.  There are simply not enough cubbies.  My plan had been that since many would be forward facing, I could make an insert to use up the depth of the box and thus have a few cubbies that were essentially storing two units each.  Obviously, this will not work.

So it’s back to the drawing board.  Ultimately I think my problem here is the boxes I chose.  The interior of these boxes are very deep, much deeper than I require, but don’t have enough surface area.  I need wider, flatter boxes.  So back to Michael’s I went, and discovered the box I wanted was not there.  So I bought all the kinds of boxes they had, and then ordered the box I wanted on Amazon.  Here are some images of all the boxes collected together.  The current box is the left-most on first picture, and on the bottom of the stack in the second:

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Newly acquired from Michael’s we have the box with rounded sides, and the box that is in the shape of a book.  The latter is cute and ultimately the largest of all the boxes.  Plenty of room in this one, but I’m not terribly fond of its closure, which is a pretty weak magnet.  I imagine that going pretty quickly, and models spilling about inside the main box and getting all banged up, so it’s right out.

The box with the rounded edges isn’t bad.  It’s shorter, but wider than the original.  The interior of the original was 7.875″ x 4.75″, while the interior of the rounded-edge box is about 6.125″ x 6.25″.  It will work, but will require using the side-facing method I used above to fit all the units of the chaos army, with very little space left over for other stuff.  Keep in mind that the chaos army box must also contain the ogre cards, while the imperial army box must include the cannon markers, and if possible I’d love to include a set of dice in each box.

So that leaves the classic cigar box, the one that was missing from Michael’s collection and I had to order online.  It’s in the middle bottom in picture 1, and second from the top of the stack in picture 2.  It has a very generous 8.125″ square interior, plenty of space to put all my models forward facing.  The depth is very shallow though, and thus there is not room for the chaos army’s ogre cards to fit in a vertical stack.  Still, it’s my favorite of the group — I’d really prefer the presentation of all the models facing out of the box when it’s first opened up.  Perhaps I can mount a pocket of some kind into the lid for storing the ogre cards of the chaos box.

This means for the boxes it’s back to square 1 – cutting out new dividers, felting them, and gluing it all together.  I also did a little research online about felt.  The craft felt is OK, but it’s shedding a bit more than I hoped.  I understand pool tables use a much higher quality wool cloth, which still has some fuzziness to it.  Perhaps I can buy scraps of that somewhere?  Or maybe it’s worth a trip to a fabric store to see what other options I can find.  Of course, the main purpose of the felt is to offer a little extra padding for the models when the box is moved about, so I may be willing to deal with the shedding of the craft felt if nothing else is available that offers the same amount of cushion.